Recently Ben has started to take an oposing view to us when we talk. So in the car we had a silly argument. He was saying ‘no’ and daddy saying ‘yes’, it went thusly:

Daddy: yes
Ben: no
Daddy: yes
Ben: no
Daddy: it is yes, Ben
Ben: no it isn’t daddy
Daddy: are you arguing with me?
Ben: no daddy, I am teaching you.

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